Ha ! If you Google "Sowznack" the following parody comes up first on the list ;DHmmm, it may have more effect if we post it straight into here, so here goes :
Merely Bits Of Cornish"Early In The Morning" - Vanity Fare (Pippin)
Feeling like some rhyme, word play
Time for one more par-o-day
Don't know what to do
So I asked you
(Merry)
Then we'll do some bits of Cornish
Oh so many bits that I can formish
I reveal a flair surreal for speech
To share "An kye o gleeb" with all
It's such fun: say "Drew tha hanow?"
Something in unfurling tomes of Kernow
Gwaedor or teeack or poscader:
(Trades) or you can exclaim: "Gof o ve!"
"Deeth daa!" is so clear to me
Those rhymes drekkly dear to me
Tre, car, pen or pol
Onen hag oll!
Though it's merely bits of Cornish
Use 'em and your verbage you'll adornish
I can spiel those truly Corn-orations:
"Fatla gena whye?" to den
If your chy is gwin or noweth
Corne in Parc an Venton you'll avoweth
"Cober, pysk ha sten" is just one way
To mottofy the Ho-o-orne!
(Pippin)
Seething's how I feel today
Cornish stuff's been overplayed
(Merry) "Na vadna cowz Sowznack"
(Pippin) "Ty Woky, you"...
(Merry)
With St. Pirin we'll determine
Over by the fenster (Ooops! - that's German!)
When I feel that Celticness arise
I'm shouting "Ma an gathe war'n bord !"
Unified, Modern or Kemmyn
Even if your name is not Trevennen
You can learn 'hethow' is just 'today'
And conjugate pronouns: "ma hye"
(Pippin)
When I'm hearing bits of Cornish
I don't understand so I admonish
I can feel some parody frustration
Creeping up on me...
(fade)
